Pidnadmet is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, uncaring human.

Pidnadmet created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidnadmet, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pidnadmet, she will turn you into a slug.

Pidnadmet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pidnadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.