Quimbaphub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage coyote.

Quimbaphub created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimbaphub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimbaphub, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quimbaphub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Quimbaphub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.