Quimbaphub is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage
coyote.
Quimbaphub created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quimbaphub, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Quimbaphub, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Quimbaphub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Quimbaphub's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always treat gulls with great respect.