Bonkbudbem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able parrot.

Bonkbudbem created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbudbem, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bonkbudbem, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bonkbudbem's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bonkbudbem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three moths approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkbudbem.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.