Lagbanmum Tabmotflag Fudmabgudnul is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident goose.

Lagbanmum Tabmotflag Fudmabgudnul created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagbanmum Tabmotflag Fudmabgudnul, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagbanmum Tabmotflag Fudmabgudnul, she will be very unhappy.

Lagbanmum Tabmotflag Fudmabgudnul's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lagbanmum Tabmotflag Fudmabgudnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Put Lagbanmum Tabmotflag Fudmabgudnul first in all things.

5. Always help snakes in need.