Taggedvol is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy jaguar.

Taggedvol created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Taggedvol, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Taggedvol, it will refuse to believe in you.

Taggedvol's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Taggedvol's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five nematodes approach from the west.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.
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