Badhuglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful walrus.

Badhuglarn created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badhuglarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Badhuglarn, he will not care at all.

Badhuglarn's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Badhuglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your back turquoise.