Tenhenfligwothunlitlin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring fish.

Tenhenfligwothunlitlin created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenhenfligwothunlitlin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tenhenfligwothunlitlin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tenhenfligwothunlitlin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tenhenfligwothunlitlin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.