Rippasbap Ortnakdun is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful
parrot.
Rippasbap Ortnakdun created life eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rippasbap Ortnakdun, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Rippasbap Ortnakdun, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Rippasbap Ortnakdun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Rippasbap Ortnakdun's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never go into blue rooms.
3. Never fashion tools from stone.
4. Do not speak about melons.
5. Never record signs.