Cipjadpan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud faun.

Cipjadpan created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Cipjadpan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipjadpan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cipjadpan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cipjadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipjadpan.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help nematodes.