Lenhomgam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciful lobster.

Lenhomgam created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenhomgam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lenhomgam, it will laugh at you.

Lenhomgam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lenhomgam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenhomgam.

2. Never look at stars.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Worship no other gods but Lenhomgam.

5. Lenhomgam loves otters, so they must be respected.