Ingtarflow is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless cobra.

Ingtarflow created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtarflow, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingtarflow, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ingtarflow's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ingtarflow's Holy Commandments

1. Ingtarflow loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear black.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Ingtarflow loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.
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