Rot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane wyrm.

Rot created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rot's priests.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Always help doves in need.