Quagrathin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able skunk.

Quagrathin created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quagrathin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagrathin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quagrathin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quagrathin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not place carrots upon stone.

5. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.