Bepmotshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart yak.

Bepmotshav created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepmotshav, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bepmotshav, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bepmotshav's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bepmotshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

2. Do not name children after horses.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt nematodes.