Titbetbad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful dragonfly.

Titbetbad created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titbetbad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titbetbad, he will turn you into a duck.

Titbetbad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Titbetbad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Titbetbad loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.