Stiglargyok Hubbodbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest dove.

Stiglargyok Hubbodbonk created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglargyok Hubbodbonk, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stiglargyok Hubbodbonk, she will turn you into a duck.

Stiglargyok Hubbodbonk's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stiglargyok Hubbodbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of peas to seals while wearing black kilts.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing brown trousers and balancing nine silver spheres on your neck.