Bapyatbog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional chinchilla.

Bapyatbog created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapyatbog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bapyatbog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bapyatbog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bapyatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bapyatbog.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Worship no other gods but Bapyatbog.

5. Never talk about tapirs.