Queegyikhun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy whale.

Queegyikhun created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegyikhun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegyikhun, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Queegyikhun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Queegyikhun's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.