Sakcarstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witless crane.

Sakcarstrag created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakcarstrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sakcarstrag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sakcarstrag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sakcarstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Never speak at dusk.