Largvadgof is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent newt.

Largvadgof created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largvadgof, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Largvadgof, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Largvadgof's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Largvadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never feed corn to birds while wearing skirts.