Gupwapveen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil mongoose.

Gupwapveen created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupwapveen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupwapveen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gupwapveen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gupwapveen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never jump in the presence of tapirs.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.