Tamyarlbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced snake.

Tamyarlbast created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamyarlbast, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tamyarlbast, he will turn you into a duck.

Tamyarlbast's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tamyarlbast's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamyarlbast.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.