Nabdudnel is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow hamster.

Nabdudnel created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nabdudnel, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabdudnel, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nabdudnel's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nabdudnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nabdudnel's name in vain.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.
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