Likyakyok is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy giraffe.

Likyakyok created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Likyakyok, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likyakyok, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Likyakyok's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Likyakyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Never play with disobedient children.