Wottancar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud fish.

Wottancar created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wottancar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wottancar, she will curse you with boils.

Wottancar's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wottancar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if three seals approach from the south.