Bossbencid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless troll.

Bossbencid created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbencid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossbencid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bossbencid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bossbencid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossbencid.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.