Taillargarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy pigeon.

Taillargarn created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Taillargarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taillargarn, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Taillargarn's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Taillargarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing fawn corsets and balancing eight iron spheres on your back.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Taillargarn on top of important buildings.
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