Yatpodnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic bear.

Yatpodnar created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatpodnar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatpodnar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yatpodnar's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yatpodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

2. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never sit in spring.