Jatfobbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent chicken.

Jatfobbog created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatfobbog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jatfobbog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Jatfobbog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jatfobbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to tapirs while wearing red tights.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to seals while wearing pink jumpers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help shrews.