Mipbamgom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent bat.

Mipbamgom created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbamgom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mipbamgom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mipbamgom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mipbamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle platinum while unclean.

2. Never cross rivers at dusk.

3. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.