Zennadhub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody narwhal.

Zennadhub created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Zennadhub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zennadhub, he will come to you in dreams.

Zennadhub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zennadhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick porpoises.