Zennadhub is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody
narwhal.
Zennadhub created the planet Mars three million years ago.
If you believe in
Zennadhub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Zennadhub, he will come to you in dreams.
Zennadhub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Zennadhub's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gold on your body.
2. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.
3. Never write about thermodynamics.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always help sick porpoises.