Cepwodtag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing
scorpion.
Cepwodtag created time and space three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cepwodtag, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cepwodtag, it will manifest in front of you.
Cepwodtag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Cepwodtag's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the north.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Never talk about horses.
5. Never talk about spacetime near seals while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.