Cepwodtag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing scorpion.

Cepwodtag created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepwodtag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepwodtag, it will manifest in front of you.

Cepwodtag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cepwodtag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the north.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Never talk about spacetime near seals while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.