Bandavdan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing swallow.

Bandavdan created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bandavdan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bandavdan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bandavdan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bandavdan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to snails while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Never cross mountains at dusk.