Larpdobrotvil is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate cow.

Larpdobrotvil created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Larpdobrotvil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpdobrotvil, it will turn you into a mouse.

Larpdobrotvil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Larpdobrotvil's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Larpdobrotvil loves snakes, so they must be honoured.