Getpoprow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless faun.

Getpoprow created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getpoprow, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getpoprow, it will have a low opinion of you.

Getpoprow's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Getpoprow's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Getpoprow loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.