Jabsugbidtombassrigjad Kipbarnrill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent centaur.

Jabsugbidtombassrigjad Kipbarnrill created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabsugbidtombassrigjad Kipbarnrill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jabsugbidtombassrigjad Kipbarnrill, he will turn you into a plant.

Jabsugbidtombassrigjad Kipbarnrill's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Jabsugbidtombassrigjad Kipbarnrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dusk.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never paint your neck white.