Nakarfont is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast mouse.

Nakarfont created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakarfont, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakarfont, she will curse you with boils.

Nakarfont's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nakarfont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Do not commit murder.