Liplitcum is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking
human.
Liplitcum created the Sun nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Liplitcum, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Liplitcum, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Liplitcum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Liplitcum's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Liplitcum loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never pour water over plants.