Miswadnill is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking lizard.

Miswadnill created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miswadnill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Miswadnill, he will turn you into a dog.

Miswadnill's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Miswadnill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six turtles approach from the east.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Miswadnill in the centre of the settlement.