Bepflisfed is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome faun.

Bepflisfed created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepflisfed, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepflisfed, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bepflisfed's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bepflisfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always obey Bepflisfed's priests.