Carhamyik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing deer.

Carhamyik created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carhamyik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carhamyik, she will turn you into a plant.

Carhamyik's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Carhamyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Always wear cyan.