Jarnnilten is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate pigeon.

Jarnnilten created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnnilten, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jarnnilten, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jarnnilten's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jarnnilten's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near otters.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Jarnnilten in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must love Jarnnilten.

5. Never skip in the presence of great tits.