Rakmigwad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient penguin.

Rakmigwad created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakmigwad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rakmigwad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rakmigwad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rakmigwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Put Rakmigwad first in all things.

3. Never touch ash while clean.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.