Hitpasweg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent crane.

Hitpasweg created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitpasweg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hitpasweg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hitpasweg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hitpasweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Do not take Hitpasweg's name in vain.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never eat coconuts.