Quillpankop is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, uncaring salamander.

Quillpankop created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quillpankop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillpankop, it will remove you from existence.

Quillpankop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Quillpankop's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in summer.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.