Stafwatkab Tafruttfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful donkey.

Stafwatkab Tafruttfoss created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafwatkab Tafruttfoss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stafwatkab Tafruttfoss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stafwatkab Tafruttfoss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stafwatkab Tafruttfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Do not prepare spinach while filled with fear.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Always pray immersed in water.