Sawmobarp is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, idiotic
dragonfly.
Sawmobarp created the Sun seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawmobarp, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sawmobarp, it will strike you with lightening.
Sawmobarp's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Sawmobarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Sawmobarp on top of important buildings.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.