Gedhonjarnfab Renhogflam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent donkey.

Gedhonjarnfab Renhogflam created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedhonjarnfab Renhogflam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gedhonjarnfab Renhogflam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gedhonjarnfab Renhogflam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gedhonjarnfab Renhogflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Never gather five eagles near walls.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.