Nuttmildiss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy cow.

Nuttmildiss created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmildiss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttmildiss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nuttmildiss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nuttmildiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never write about cell theory.
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