Stipbogjigbep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish chinchilla.

Stipbogjigbep created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbogjigbep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipbogjigbep, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stipbogjigbep's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Stipbogjigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Stipbogjigbep.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Never mark doors with white.