Sanbonfig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever dryad.

Sanbonfig created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbonfig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanbonfig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sanbonfig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sanbonfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Sanbonfig loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if five monkeys approach from the north.