Cibfodvonk Timtigleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless crow.

Cibfodvonk Timtigleg created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibfodvonk Timtigleg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cibfodvonk Timtigleg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cibfodvonk Timtigleg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cibfodvonk Timtigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.