Fot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, blissful frog.

Fot created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fot, she will turn you into a goat.

Fot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed bread to ants while wearing brown tights.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Fot must be the most important thing in your life.