Ponnadbem is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving centaur.

Ponnadbem created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Ponnadbem, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ponnadbem, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ponnadbem's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ponnadbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never cross rivers at dusk.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

5. Never laugh in holy places.