Bopcummob is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic chicken.

Bopcummob created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopcummob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopcummob, he will curse you with boils.

Bopcummob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bopcummob's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never feed rice to shrews while wearing pink skirts.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Bopcummob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.