Zigcimced is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful frog.

Zigcimced created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigcimced, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigcimced, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zigcimced's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zigcimced's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the west.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never skip near snakes.