Bellcadnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced armadillo.

Bellcadnurt created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcadnurt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bellcadnurt, it will be very unhappy.

Bellcadnurt's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bellcadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

4. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.