Likfarnfum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful wombat.

Likfarnfum created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfarnfum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Likfarnfum, it will destroy your home planet.

Likfarnfum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Likfarnfum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.

2. Never feed peas to ducks while wearing gray hats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.