Ripstikcimquam Pidcussyatthun Nartlibflappas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent jaguar.

Ripstikcimquam Pidcussyatthun Nartlibflappas created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Ripstikcimquam Pidcussyatthun Nartlibflappas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ripstikcimquam Pidcussyatthun Nartlibflappas, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ripstikcimquam Pidcussyatthun Nartlibflappas' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ripstikcimquam Pidcussyatthun Nartlibflappas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not sprint at forests.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing magenta dresses and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Pray only in darkness.