Konvogflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent owl.

Konvogflag created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konvogflag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konvogflag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Konvogflag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Konvogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.