Flabquartsas is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Flabquartsas created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabquartsas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabquartsas, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flabquartsas' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flabquartsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never handle copper while unclean.

2. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabquartsas.

5. Put Flabquartsas first in all things.