Dinmilsis is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful wombat.

Dinmilsis created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmilsis, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dinmilsis, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dinmilsis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dinmilsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never prepare peanuts during spring.

5. Never hurt whales.