Bidpanghun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient meerkat.

Bidpanghun created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidpanghun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bidpanghun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bidpanghun's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bidpanghun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near whales while wearing yellow shorts and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bidpanghun.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed lots of beans to turtles while wearing blue stockings.