Sugkadmab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, staggering fairy.

Sugkadmab created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugkadmab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sugkadmab, she will turn you into a goat.

Sugkadmab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sugkadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never touch water while tainted.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.