Fudluncumarf is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, overgenerous mink.

Fudluncumarf created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudluncumarf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudluncumarf, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fudluncumarf's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fudluncumarf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudluncumarf.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fudluncumarf.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not covet oxen.