Konstragfom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient hippopotamus.

Konstragfom created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konstragfom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Konstragfom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Konstragfom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Konstragfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Konstragfom.

5. Always pray immersed in water.