Satvedgep is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, calm seal.

Satvedgep created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Satvedgep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satvedgep, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Satvedgep's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Satvedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always store strawberries above ground.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Run away from fawn shrews, for they are unholy.