Sabponomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able parrot.

Sabponomt created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabponomt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabponomt, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sabponomt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sabponomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Hide if seven otters approach from the west.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.